Kaeru: The Little Sumo Wrestler That Could
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by toma


   Kaeru was a sumo wrestler... doo da... doo da... Kaeru was a
sumo wrestler... oh da doo da day... Enough singing, let's start.
   Kaeru wanted to be a sumo wrestler, but he was too short. So
he got six inches of silicon injected in his forehead. That made
everything turn out fine.
   All of a sudden, the other sumo wrestlers made fun of his name.
   "Froggy! Froggy!" they chanted maliciously.
   The only problem was, they didn't have very good names either.
Their names were Runpen, Shouben, Kuso, and Ketsu. (My, I'm being
mean with their names! Haha!) Anyway, kaeru called them hypocrites
and they ran off sobbing.
   Now, just to make this story a bit more interesting, Kaeru will
sumo wrestle Kuso.
   Kaeru and Kuso stood looking at each other in the ring. It
wasn't a pretty picture, two 500-pound men in thong-like diapers
trying to push each other out of a big circle, but it had to be
done. Kaeru and Kuso grabbed each other's shoulders and started
to push. Kuso was gaining strength and Kaeru was sure he was going
to fall. With a quick pull, Kuso spun Kaeru around, but Kaeru was
able to keep his balance. All of a sudden, Sailor Moon came in and
glowed for a minute, then threw her tiara thingy at Kuso. Poor
Kuso.
   Kaeru got mad.
   "Stupid Sailor Moon! I wanted to kill that bum!" he yelled.
   Then he sat on Sailor Moon. The grossness of his obesity squished
her. Kaeru was so proud of himself.
   "I knew I could do it!" he said happily.
   Then he walked away and sang a little song.

The End
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