This is my little section where you can learn about me without going to Archaic Ruins. Okay? Good. Yep. Sure. Uh-huh.

My real name is Tomas Patraic Guinan. If you can't pronounce that, here is a little pronounciation guide for you. (TAW-miss PAH-trick GYE-nin) Yep. I'm 16 and was born Oct. 8, 1981. I live in Nova Scotia, Canada. I'm a big tall person too! Yeah! I'm around 6'0" or 6'1" and I weight 150 lbs. I eat food a lot. I never get fat. I never will get fat. Fat is evil. Yeah!!!

I'm also a born again Christian, that's why my page doesn't swear every second word and stuff. I don't do that sorta stuff, okay? If you swear at me I'll call you a potty-mouth because it's a stupid word. So maybe I won't call you a potty-mouth then. Oh well, who cares anyway.

Now that I've babbled on for so long, I'm gonna shut up now. So get out of here, ya bum!